lalagirl16:

alphabark:

lalagirl16:

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

What did the roomba do?

Tried to eat my fucking sock

(via battlingblogger)

mysticalcoffeequeen:

tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

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polarbear-phil:

castuswolfe:

kasaron:

rtrixie:

heatandapathy:

rtrixie:

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

This had me going “oh no” and “oh yes” at the same time

I mean, if you did and it wasn’t a literal wiretap, I’d buy it. 

Tape a knife to it and it should always have the >:3 face

@stabbyroomba

(via xylobiose)

jackburtonsays:

You’re goddamn right you are.

(Source: dailydris, via perks-of-being-chinese)

shaelit:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

vegetarianvampireduck:

abandonedandurbex:

Stairwell in an abandoned button factory

A cool aesthetic, but also a damn fucking easy way to fall down some stairs

I mean… how did they get there? Was the factory abandoned after a button explosion? Did disgruntled former employees just hurl buttons around on their way out after being made redundant? Or was the factory abandoned after their fifth fatal staircase fall in a month because this is just how they kept the buttons?

I want to touch them all.

(via th0rnqueen)

ultra-frog:

ultra-frog:

dirt king dirt king dirt king

The dirt king appreciates this attention

(Source: screwyouandrew, via xylobiose)

grim-anatomist:

I… I love them so much..

(via xylobiose)

pvstelheart:

lovecarriemost:

vuittonable:

Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

The kid is just doing what he wants to better the world. He started a brand of bottled water that’s better for the environment and is responsibly sourcing everything from the bottle to the water. They’ve gone as far to work with a specific city and only bottle excess water and pay the city more than its actually worth so their water infrastructure can be improved. He’s also donating water to Flint until the lead levels are actually at safe levels because the government decided they don’t want to anymore.

If you’re gonna try to complain about a celebrity doing something at least be educated on what they’re actually doing first

(Source: ilovepeppers, via xylobiose)

stumbleonhometomycats:

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

(via urulokid)

quasi-normalcy:

noctumsolis:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

As cosmogonies go I’ve seen worse.

Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it

(via aceofsquiddles)

lovelysuggestions:

i want to live life with you. not just the big moments, the parties, the concerts, the exciting parts of life, but the little things too. i want to go grocery shoping with you, decorate for the holidays together, see your beadhead in the morning. i wanna live my day to day with you by my side.

(via madamateur)

acesirius:

acesirius:

acesirius:

acesirius:

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

never mind.

(via xylobiose)

katatles-the-fish:

catchymemes:

Neat shadows

oh!!!1

(Source: catchymemes, via perks-of-being-chinese)

copperbadge:

radha-the-introvert:

prismatic-bell:

xteacupx:

slumberblues:

xteacupx:

xteacupx:

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

This is the song

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

I love you guys omf

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

OH

MY

FUCKING

G-D

LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS

I can’t stop bopping

(via urulokid)